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Hi alex

How are you? Cooper's not here right now, please leave a message after the beep. Did you know that Australia is a continent and a country? AND an Island???? Well it is and it's in the ocean too. Cooper is back now, but Kayla's not. That makes you sad right? I thought so. Bubfusbfsbfusfhsu I typed randomly. Tacos have meat in them, that's why Cooper doesn't like them. He's an anti-meatitarian. We're in Europe on a train, well we are when I'm writing this, we may not be when you read it....




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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop ? Will the world ever know?

What's the definition of a goatee? Is it a tee shirt with goats on it? Or a teeshirt made of goats???

Important questions....

Today's random rant is brought to you by the letter ~.

Have you ever happened to this?!? I spilled table all over my liquids! Well that perfectly normal with a big bouncing inflatable green ball!

Throw it at your friends, throw it at your enemies, throw it at your dog "bark", throw it at your cat "meow", throw it at yourself, throw it at your lamborghini, throw it at this lamp, and for the REALLY daring, throw it at this potato! "ugh, po-ta-to."

You look funny when your asleep, maybe that's why matt talks in his sleep, because he's looking at you.

We just turned

And Cooper called me and Liz lame.

My pillow keeps falling off my neck.

OPA!!!!!!

We saw a French tree, and some French grass, and some French dirt.  !

Are we frence? Duh duh duh duh dum dum dum....

Were in a tunnel, oh my fraking god....

That's one BIGGGG rock.

How do you spell llama?









Oh wait.

WATERFALL! French waterfall...  

Cooper yawns like a lion.Really really big.

I like your blue blanket mustache.

Your on the wrong train cause your a kid.

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me! We pillage we plunder, drink up me hearties yo ho! I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?!?!

Take what you can and give nothing back. But why is the rum gone?

This is stop number 2, 1 2

I'm charging you iPad for you. It's almost dead dont worry...

Were going through the alps soon, then we'll be in Italy!!!

That voice which calls to me and speaks my name... Sorry that was really awkward.

Sing once again with me! our strange duet! That was awkward too, just imagine a really tall spainish guy singing that.

Hi!
Liz says hi.
Kayla says hi as well, she wishes she could be involved in writing this awesome note!

Mysteries!!!!

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Cooper is smiling a again, it's just as creepy as before. And I almost fell over.

Coffee is smallish

Is that a word? Smallish?

What's your favorite movie? Is it a horror movie? A romance? Yes I think its a romance. You seem like that kind of girl, oops I mean guy. Yeah guy. What about glee do you like glee? Its a pretty good show. Do you like 27 dresses? Or my sisters keeper? Or, put some shoes on freak!!!!!

Cooper is not amused. (he shook his head)

He is going to come into your room at night and stare at you until you wake up. Creepy right? No? Too bad. Cooper the creeper.

WE'RE IN THE ALPS!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding, but seriously. Toootally kidding.

We're in a half tunnel, there's no roof.

I keep on moving with the lights on. Keep coming back, on the floor!

Turn the lights out now, now I'm feeling so fly. Can you spend a little time, flying flying from the sky?!

Have you read all the way to here? If you have then tell me this word....

Space unicorn eating the best burrito I've eaten cause I ain't got no iPhone.

This is the best burrito I've ever eaten, yum yum yum. With plenty of beans and plenty of cheese and plenty of rice, oh isnt it nice?!

Toaster

Up is dow. Btw, duh duh dudhdud duh duh dudhdud. Pirates of the Caribbean FTW

Have you seen a green flash? Because they say that every time there is a flash of green right before the sunset, it signals a soul coming back from Davy jones locker.....

We're in Italy now.


My friends keep tell me that YOU'RE THE ONE! You can do incredible things you do, your the best, you are strong you fight against the demons every day, YOU'RE A STAR! Remember where you come from and who you are.

You just snored.

We're stopping again, put your shoes on.

Or at least get a pedicure or clip your toenails or something. I'm going to hit you with my to toblerone.

I've got a headache again.

Giraffe


Poor thing died in Florence... RIP giraffe

You're grumpy, go back to sleep.

We're not messing around with your iPad, not at all.

You're seat is plum colored, coopers is burnt orange.

It's raining sunshine! Just kidding, we'z in mondane ITALY!!!!

Yawnnnnnnnnnnn

How are you? I'm walking on sunshine, whoa oh! I'm walking on sunshine!
And don't it feel good? Wouldn't walking on the sun kind hurt like a motherBEEP?


I have ADD and magic markers, oh the thrills in will have. My cow will devour your soul...
Today I discovered that goldfish don't like jello. Yeah well I don't like your pants!

Obama:I think that the national debt will decrease by the year 2013.
Press: What leads you to that conclusion?
Obama: my spidey sense is tingling.

SECRET TUNNEL SECRET TUNNEL THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN SECRE SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLL!!!!!!!! and die.....

Ooooh look at that mountain! Yodel-a-he-hoo!!

There was a cow, his name was moo, there was a cow named moo cow moo. And then he went, jumped off a cliff and now there's no more moo cow moo. We had a Funeral ASAP, and that's the end of this story.

We're in a tunnel

Soddy, Cooper spilled his coffee on you.

There's a rainbow!!!

You're grumpy again. Go back to back asleep.

The toilet paper in the bathroom is pink....

Monkey feathers, I forgot what I was going to say...
So I wrote this note on my friends iPad when we were on the TGV from Paris to Milan. I was really bored and my brain needed something to do, this was the result.
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